" Paddy Englishman, Irishman, & Scotsman all go for a job at a pet shop. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the ,000 leather upholstery. Puzzled by his neighbour's actions, John inquired "Is something wrong? Paddy repled, "Ya, there certainly is, my stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!
Basteln, singen, Kerzen anzünden - in zahlreichen evangelischen Familien ist dies guter Brauch. Weil die alten Rituale die schönste Vorbereitung auf Weihnachten sind.
Die Kinder lieben es und erfahren Geborgenheit von Anfang an.
Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. Then Paddy tought hmmm, maybe he'd like whiskey better dan beer - so we tried a Jameson's! In desperation, Paddy asked the barman for some rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. One Palm Sunday, little Paddy was sick and stayed home from mass.
We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading is groceries and the boy into the car. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Paddy asked where the palms came from. Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands.
" The wife replied "The bloomin undertaker would be my first guess! " the teacher exclaimed in surprise "You know" explained the boy "I leaned over and went 'Pssssst' and it didnt move!
" A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. " she asked her pupil "Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didnt move! A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.
They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. The woman goes inside to organises the plates and cutlery 7.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying... Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night.
John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Paddy was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel.
October 10th The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. Inside, she showed him the cards and asked him to pick one. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door...